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Drake Jokes

Drake is a rap artist whom is well known for his romance songs. The type of songs he sings has prompted numerous individuals to mock him by calling him soft(even though they listen to his music). Below are a couple of good jokes about the rapper Drake.

Drake’s is the type of dude that ties his shoes without bending his knees.
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Drake’s the type of guy to check the bath water with a thermometer to make sure it's just right.
Drake’s the type of guy that comes out the shower with a towel wrapped around his head.
Drake’s the type of guy to spray cologne in the air then shimmy into the mist.
Drake’s the type of guy to help his ex-girlfriend move into her new boyfriend's house.
Drake’s the type of guy that rolls his eyes back when he eats chocolate.
Drake’s the type of guy to wipe tears from another guy’s face.
Drake’s the type of guy after hearing a Rick Ross joke, calls to tell him he’s not fat, just thick.
Drake’s the type of guy to tell his boys its poker night and bring out the twister mat.
Drake’s the type of guy to give a stripper a 20 dollar bill with a note inside that says "You don't have to do this".
Drake makes music for guys that sleep with a night light.
Drake’s the type of guy that goes to the beach just to see the waves.
Drake’s the type of guy that cry after sex.
Drake’s the type of guy to get f*cked up on wine, throw up and ask you to hold back his eyebrows while he's vomiting.
Drake’s the type of guy to go to a porn site and search for "Good Personality".
Drake’s the type of guy that would go to a museum and hold a dinosaur fossil in his hand and whisper "You still exist to me".
Drake’s the type of guy to eat alphabet soup and choke on the D.
Drake’s was the dude in class who wrote down people's names who talked when the teacher stepped out the room.
Drake’s the type of guy who cross his legs on the toilet.
Drake’s the type of guy to get run over by his girlfriend, and then call to apologize for damaging her car.
Drake’s is the type of guy to say: No babe you're not pregnant, we are.
Drake’s the type of guy to pull up at his homie’s house with one motorcylce and two helmets...
Drake’s the type of guy that pull his pants all the way down at the urinal.
Drake’s the type of guy to fart in the toilet and flush it.
Drake’s the type of guy who leaves cookies for Santa.
Drake’s the type of guy to go to the doctors for a broken heart.
Drake’s the type of guy that has a chick in his bed and says "not today baby I just wanna cuddle.
If Drake was given a free wish, he’s the type of guy that would wish for his ex to be happy.
Drake’s that type of guy to try and pay for a grape he ate at the grocery store.
Drake’s the type of guy to lose a fight and be like "everyone’s a winner".
Drake’s the type of guy to volunteer to sit on somebody's lap when there's no more room in the car.
Drake’s the type of guy that brings board games to a house party.
Drake’s the type of dude to do figure 8s in the middle of a hockey brawl.
Drake’s the type of dude who brings salad to a barbecue.
Drake’s the type of guy who washes his hands after farting.
Drake’s the type of dude that wear a pad while his girl on her period just so he can know what she's going through.

Created by admin. Last Modification: Monday 23 of September, 2013 21:57:57 EDT by admin.
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