Mexican Jokes

  • What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over his body.

  • Did you hear about that Mexican supremacist. I heard he joined the Que Que Que.

  • What do you call a Mexican fighting a preist? Alien vs Predator.

  • Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff? Tequila.

  • What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.

  • Why were there only 40,000 Mexicans at the Alamo? They only had two cars.

Created by admin. Last Modification: Thursday March 12, 2015 02:14:38 EDT by admin.

Create Wiki Page

Related Pages